A gentleman in a Chicago hospital

A gentleman in a Chicago hospital had been wanting to go to the men's bathroom for a long time, but someone was always inside, so he couldn't.

A nurse saw the man's plight. She said, "Sir, you can use the women's bathroom, but you have to promise not to use any of the buttons on the wall of the bathroom."

The gentleman agreed and went to the bathroom. Then he did what he had to do, and while he was sitting, he noticed the buttons on the wall. Each button had some letters on it, such as ww, wa, pp, and a red button with apr.

He thought, who else would notice if he pressed the buttons? Curiosity won out, and he pressed the WW (warm water) button. Warm water came and sprayed his backside. What a funny feeling. Why don't men's bathrooms have these?

Thinking that something better would happen, he pressed the wa (warm air button (instead of hot water, and hot air came and dried his bottom.

When that was over, he pressed the pp (perfume puff) button, and a puff of very fragrant powder came out and filled his bottom with fragrance. He thought the girls' restroom was actually pleasant!

After the powder puff was finished, he couldn't help but press the apr button, which he thought would be the most fun...

After regaining consciousness, he saw himself lying on a hospital bed, and the nurse was looking at him. Bandages were placed on his private parts.

Nurse: What happened! The last thing I remember was pressing the apr button...

The nurse said, the apr button is the automatic pad remover, your penis is kept under the pillow, take it when you go...