What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

The boy asked his father, “Dad, what is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?”

Father: Let me give you an example, then it will be easier to understand.
A wife is a lot like a TV 📺
And a girlfriend is a mobile phone.📱
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The TV set stays at home.
And you can go wherever you want with your mobile.
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When you are at home, your eyes go to the TV.
But the mobile attracts our minds. As a result, the mobile becomes our companion whether at home or outside.
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Even if we are at home, we don’t always want to watch TV. We watch sports, news, or any special programs on TV.
But with a mobile, you can watch whatever you want, wherever you want, whenever you want, all day long.
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Buy a TV once and spend it. Then you can watch it for a very low cost for the rest of your life.
But mobile is expensive in comparison. Just as a good smartphone with various features is expensive, so is the cost of recharging it every month. Otherwise, you will not get mobile service.
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The size of the TV is large in appearance, and it also weighs more.
But the mobile is slim, light, and beautiful in comparison, and can be carried wherever you want.
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You need a remote to turn on the TV.
And if you rub your finger or tap on the screen of the mobile, you can see and hear a lot.
If you want to hear something like that, stick your earphones in the mobile - no one will be able to hear you except you.

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TVs do not have viruses.
They can stay or enter the mobile.
Mobiles can be hacked, and they can also be lost.
TVs cannot be hacked; they cannot be lost.
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You cannot change the TV quickly. There may be objections in the family. Moreover, the TV does not break down quickly. However, it can be repaired.
Mobiles need to be updated after a few years. Then you can easily change them or buy a new one if you want. In that case, there is no objection in the family.
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Mobiles can do two things - you can talk and listen.
The TV will just chatter on its own...and you have to listen to it. It will not listen to anything you say.
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A girlfriend may or may not become a wife later.
But a wife cannot become a girlfriend later, even if she wants to.
You can say almost everything to a girlfriend. Even about your wife.
But you cannot say everything to your wife. Even about your girlfriend. 🙃