An 80-year-old gentleman went to the doctor for a general checkup. Doctor surprised to see his body condition.
Doctor: "What is the secret to your so beautiful health? You may be living a very healthy life. Do you exercise, or control your eating?"
Gentleman: "I eat a full stomach twice. Eat two to three pegs of rum at night. I smoke one packet of cigarettes a day. Wake up at least two hours after sunrise. I don't have any exercise time trouble. Maybe living happily like this is the secret of my beautiful health."
Doctor: "How old was your father when he died?"
Gentleman: "My father is dead? Who told you?"
Doctor: "If you are 80 years old and your father is still alive, then how old is he?"
Gentleman: "He is 102 years old, he also sits with me every day and eats two pegs of rum. Ate last night too."
Doctor: "This is a very good thing, may all your family live longer. When your grandfather died, how old was he?"
Gentleman: "Why will my grandfather die? He is still in a big ambition, his age is now 123."
Doctor: "Grandfather too! Did he also eat rum yesterday?"
Gentleman (leave sigh): "No, he couldn't eat yesterday, he had a flower bed yesterday."
Doctor: "Did you want to marry him at this age?"
Gentleman: "No wish, he was obliged because the girl became meritorious."
The doctor has been eating rum every day since that day, and his clinic has been fully closed.
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