Deuce Bigalow

 

Deuce Bigalow

Pappu Buckle is cleaning an aquarium. Because he was cleaning it without wearing any clothes, his nine-inch weapon was visible to everyone present, including many children. Immediately, Pappu was pushed out. He took his belongings and went to a fish shop, where he told a girl named Alice that he had given up his job. The girl said, "Speak straight, they kicked you." She asked, "What are you doing? Are you doing that?" But before the conversation could be completed, she said, "No, I won't go anywhere with you." Pappu says that it is okay, then you give me some snails. Now give me some snails. Now, as soon as the girl puts her hand in the water to take the snails, Pappu says that I want the ones from the very bottom. The girl puts her hand deeper and deeper into the tank, due to which her white shirt gets wet, and because she was not wearing a bra underneath, her breasts become clearly visible. Right there, Pappu keeps standing just looking at her, but then somehow, he controls his emotions, and he keeps going from there to there. After this, when he was going to clean the swimming pool in each bungalow, he saw the owner of that house, Babu, who brought a beautiful, rich girl to his house and took her directly to his room to play with her. Pappu went from there and started cleaning the gutters. Actually, in fact, the children of that woman had dropped their fish into the gutters. Now Pappu uses his full force and shakes it so much that in the end the gutter releases water and the fish comes out of it. Not only that, but the woman was also very happy with his work. Pappu says that if you want, then I can make you a mare, but on hearing this, the woman gets angry and gives him money and chases him away from there. After this, Pappu goes back to Babu's bungalow and starts cleaning the bridge. But then he realizes that there is something strange inside the water. It is something strange inside that. As he moves forward to see it, a strange animal attacks him. But during this time, Babu, come there and save him. He says that you are pointing your finger at this unnecessarily. Pappu says that maybe this is some fish whose fathers have committed sins in different places. Now that the fish, Pappu, bit him, Babu takes him inside his bungalow. But as he comes inside, he makes him open his slippers because his antique carpet was very expensive. He shows him his antique weapon and says that he likes collecting weapons. Pappu says that he also likes collecting weapons. He says that he likes collecting old, torn, raw, whatever he does. Hearing this, Babu thinks that he is a very good man. Just then, Pappu's eyes fall on his aquarium. He says that brother this tank must be very, very expensive. From the top, the lion and fish in it are worth $5,000. Babu says that no, no, this is worth $1,000, but it doesn't matter to me because it is my favorite fish, and saying that, he takes it away to pee. Meanwhile, his phone rings, in which a girl is saying to Babu that tomorrow I am coming back to New York and I want you to be my driver. What's the use of saying that I'll give you $2,500?

 

On hearing this, Pappu's rebuke keeps on increasing. He tells him that now I understand that so many girls come to you from where all the time, you drive a taxi, Babu, says that yes, sometimes I drive a taxi, he says that then you bring them here and make them behave like a mare, Babu, says- yes, whenever you get good stuff, then you have to do it. Pappu asks which kind of taxi services are these?

He says that I am a gigolo in a crowded gang. Pappu asks what is this?

He says that women pay money and get their pinkies beaten by me. Pappu is astonished to hear that these bastards even get paid for doing labour work. Pappu asks, from where did you get this job?

He says that it's enough. Pappu goes to his apartment, where he keeps raising a lot of fish, after which he keeps on cleaning their tanks, and he keeps on cleaning his tanks, and he keeps on cleaning his drains, and he keeps on drinking rotten water. He says that soon we will get out of this gutter the next day. The next day, again, Babu goes to his bungalow to clean his big bamboo bridge. But just then, Babu comes and tells him that something has happened to my lovely fish. Pappu Buckland checks him and tells him that the amount of acid in the water is very high. I will get it fixed, but your fish has gone into depression, and anything can happen in the next 48 hours, so you will have to take complete care of it. Babu says that he has to go to Switzerland tomorrow for two weeks for some important work.

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Babu says, then why don't you stay here and take care of my fish. Take care of it. Look, I have everything: food, drink, television, even a private pool, and if you get bored with all this, then go and play my item; my item is loaded, isn't it?

You keep it, don't play it, as soon as you see it, Pappu is here, brother, Pappu says that without a car and without a phone, how will I pass my time?

How will I do it?

Babu just grabs him and says that the day will be bad. If you mess up in my house, then I will shoot this straight arrow into your head, hearing that Pappu gets scared, and he says Sir, you don't worry. Now, Babu is going, and Pappu will enjoy the fun. He goes ahead, he goes back to that shop, Alice comes near in front of him, he throws pressing forward like I bought a big bungalow. Alice didn't pay any attention to his words. Pappu returned to the bungalow. He could see three remotes on the table. Pappu picks them up and presses them, pressing different buttons, different TVs are on at different places, and a video is playing on them. Pappu tries to turn it off, he tries to turn it off, but it is not turning off, and then the doorbell rings. He opens the door.

A girl had come there to sell cookies. Pappu says that I have no hobby of eating, but then that girl sees him watching that fucking video and tells him that I will go out and tell everyone that you were masturbating while watching dirty movies. Hearing all this, Pappu has to buy all those cookies from her even though he doesn't want to. Then, after some time, he makes breakfast for himself.

And by the time it was ready, Pappu was in the backyard. He wore Babu's shoes, tried to hang upside down like Babu, but the stool he was standing on fell over. Meanwhile, the toaster caught fire. Meanwhile, the fire in the house continues to grow, and Pappu tries to get down from the upside-down position but can't. He swings fast and grabs the $1,000 aquarium and tries to get down, but it breaks. He stood first and extinguished the fire. After which he picks up Babu’s expensive fish and puts them all in separate jars, and puts the most expensive one in a mixer and puts it there. After that, he calls one of the people at the aquarium, Pappu asks the man, how much will it cost to repair this aquarium?

The man said- It will cost exactly $3,000. Pappu tells him that it will cost exactly. Pappu is outraged as soon as he hears this. In two weeks, where will I get $3,000 from?

Pappu said- Can I pay this money in installments?

But the man refuses. Now, the poor Pappu had no way out. Before Babu took his place, he had to somehow get all his things back to normal. Thinking about this, the night goes by, and Pappu is sleeping there at the place. But then suddenly, Babu's phone rings. On the other side, there was a woman who told him, “My friend gave me your number. How much did you take to play around with me?

The woman says that she gave him $1000.

Pappu reached the address given by the woman in Babu's car. The woman was already waiting for Pappu's arrival. After Pappu went there, the woman asked Pappu to reach her well.

Hearing this, Pappu said, "To reach the well, you have to cross two hills first."

Hearing this, the woman became even more excited and said, "I heard your weapon is 9 inches long - quickly dip that weapon of yours into my well."

Just then, there is a knock on the door. The woman says, "That's my pet dog." But the dog chases after Pappu. The woman somehow locks the dog in a room and sends Pappu away with his clothes and $1,000.

After leaving there, Pappu goes to a bar. When he goes there, he sees a rich woman sitting alone at a table. Seeing the woman sitting alone, Pappu goes to talk to her, but the woman doesn't pay any attention to him. Pappu is about to leave when the woman comes out holding Pappu's hand.

Pappu comes to the bungalow with the woman. When they are about to have an intimate moment, Pappu says - We discuss the transaction before starting the work. But I do not work for less than 1000 dollars. The woman is surprised to hear this. The woman says - Oh, you fool - Why, I will give you 1000 dollars? You will give me 5000 dollars.

Pappu says that- it is a joke, take out my $1000, then the woman hits him and says hurry up, give me 5000, give me 5000, Pappu also punches her, the woman punches him, the woman's mind goes around and around, and she hits him like a dog. Pappu also fights with her fiercely, but the woman kicks him in the air, and then she threatens to kill the expensive fish kept in the mixer. Pappu says Please, please don't do this. We will sit and fix the matter, but just then the woman's eyes fall on the photo of Babu. She asks Pappu Where did you get this photo from?

Pappu says that because this is his house. I am just a servant here. Hearing all this, the woman gets furious, and she apologizes to him and walks away from there. Then the next morning, Pappu again gets busy putting the broken stuff back together.

But during this time, a black broker came there and told Pappu that he saw all the broken parts. Someone told him that Pappu has destroyed all. Pappu says that I will fix everything before he comes, if only I could arrange for the money from somewhere. The black broker says that maybe I can help you in this. Yes. The girl from last night told me that you are a kind of man. Pappu says that I tried to fuck her, but nothing happened.

He abuses and says that I can see that power inside you that should make each one of you red. Pappu says Okay, then you are a broker. The black broker says that do not call him a broker, call him a manager, and with the help of this manager, you can become even bigger than Babu. Pappu says No, no, thank you, I have a job, I wash fish tanks. The black broker says that by washing fish tanks, you will be able to do everything right and remember everything. Babu's anger is very, very dangerous. I remember that I had spilled water on his carpet several times, after which he put a pipe in my back and turned on the water. Damn, for two weeks, water kept flowing from my mouth, hearing everything. Pappu's heart keeps getting blown away, and he keeps asking what he has to do.

The black man presses his chest back and says that her chest of back is a little loose in some places; it has to tighten.

After this, he takes him to parlors and gets him makeup done, gets him hormone vaccines done, and gets him completely ready. He tells him that the work of one's own business is just one rule; no one should fall in love with a woman, after which he drops him off at his first client's house and goes away from there.

Pappu goes inside the house, and then suddenly a voice comes from upstairs saying come quickly. Come, my love, I am upstairs. Pappu goes upstairs to the upper floor, but as soon as he opens the door and comes inside, seeing a black fatty woman lying there, his heart starts bursting. Just then, the woman tells him that I know what you are thinking. You must have seen so many beautiful girls till today. If you ride with me, you will have a lot of fun. Pappu says No, no, maybe you made a mistake. Actually, I am gay, and you called me one by mistake. The girl says Oh my friend, my fingers have swollen due to fingering, that is why I must have dialed the wrong number.

Pappu, unable to get out of there, started passing the time by playing cards with the woman.

Then the next day, Pappu meets the black broker, who gives him $5000 and says that brother, I have to admit that to date no one has been able to make Tuntun as happy as you have made him. Pappu says that- I cannot do this work anymore. The black broker says that you have the biggest hammer in the world, so you should use it to satisfy the women. If not, then I will tell Babu what a mess you have created in his house. Pappu says Wait, brother, let me think a little bit, whatever you say, he goes straight into the bathrooms of hotels, where his father used to work as a gutter cleaner. Pappu asks his father, Papa, if I play with a woman's pinky for money, then will that be right?

The father says that- this is a very good job. Your mother also used to do the same work.

Pappu says, "What is it?"

The father says that your mother could have chosen anyone, but she chose only me, and then she stopped doing business and married me. Now, poor Pappu had nothing to say, so he went straight to the broker and said, "I am ready to do this work." He abused and said, "This is it, no talk, now quickly get to your next client." Then, after some time, Pappu reaches the house of his other client. She was a tall woman whose face was not visible to anyone.

Well, Pappu still goes along with this woman for outings. During this, everyone is making fun of that woman. People are saying to her that she must be having a stair to play with.

Now both of them keep passing time like this for some time, and then as the evening comes, both of them keep coming back to their homes and start working as laborers. But Pappu doesn't want to have sex with her, so he starts massaging her feet. Due to which the girl becomes completely satisfied. Then the next morning, whenever he comes out of her house, he finds a policeman there. The policeman says that his name is Popatlal, and I want to ask you some questions. Tell me what you know about Babu? Pappu says that I just take care of his house, then Popatlal grabs him and says tell me quickly, tell me which woman he has fucked. Pappu says that I really don't know anything. Popatlal says that you have only 3 days with you. If you don't give me the information about those women, then I will kill you. Saying all that, he goes away from there. Then, after a while, Pappu goes to meet his next client, whose name is Babli. Actually, she used to have epileptic seizures. While walking, she used to abuse loudly. She used to say that because of these seizures, she has been forbidden from going to public places. Now, Pappu takes her out, but Babli keeps abusing everyone all the way. Then, Pappu starts thinking about those places where the streets and lanes do not make any difference to anyone.

After which, he takes her to see baseball games. Wherever the players of the other team were losing, Babli started abusing them. She says that all of them are fucjing players. On hearing her abuses, the other people sitting in the stadium also start supporting her, and by doing this, Pappu spends the entire day with her and satisfies her.

The next day, he goes to meet another client. But the woman doesn't know that Pappu is a gigolo, because her friends sent him there on a blind date. The woman tells him, "My name is Katy Perry." Pappu can't believe he's about to date such a beautiful woman. He says, "I thought you'd be weird like the others, but you're absolutely beautiful." Katie says, "My friends didn't tell me much about you either." Pappu says, "I own an aquarium shop and have a lot of money," which makes Katy Perry happy. They wander around and talk a lot. Pappu is having a great time with Katy Perry, and Katy is also very happy to spend time with him. Pappu then drops her off at her home. He wanted to seduce her, but Katy wasn't ready for that yet, so he told her bye and left. The next day, Pappu visits his next client. Her name is Kerala, and she has a habit of taking short naps. She explains that she has a sleep disorder, so she's forbidden to go out. However, Pappu still takes her out to play games, and when Kerala starts playing, she suddenly falls asleep. Kerala spends the entire day sleeping, and Pappu earns his handsome salary without any effort. The next day, he even starts the work, as he's due to arrive in three days, and he needs to get everything back in order before his arrival. During this time, he regularly visits his old clients and earns a lot of money from them without any effort. Then, one night, he returns to meet Kheti at her home, where she used to live with her blind friend, Roshni. They then go for a walk on the beach.

Seeing a man leaving, Pappu remembers that it's his father's birthday. She says, "Let's go meet him." Pappu says, "No, he's at work. He owns a big restaurant." But Katie still insists on meeting him, so Pappu takes her to meet his father. Seeing Katie, Pappu's father is overjoyed. He says, "I never imagined you'd be so beautiful one day. Pinky, will you play?" "She's so beautiful, I feel like giving her a ride." Pappu then says, "We should leave now. Dad is busy at work, and we shouldn't disturb him." But then his father says, "Don't worry, I'm completely free. I want to talk to this beautiful girl who will be my son's horse ride tonight." Katie says, "We've brought a cake for you. Each one is your favorite." Pappu says, "Let's go now," but Katie refuses. Meanwhile, the hotel manager comes to Pappu's father and asks, "What are you doing here, BK? Go clean the gutters."

Upon hearing this, Katie understands that Pappu was lying to her. After her father leaves, Pappu apologizes to Katie and says, "My father only cleans gutters here. But I was too shy to tell you this." Katie says, "Hey, do you know what my father does?" He's an airplane engineer. Meanwhile, Pappu's father is cleaning a ditch.

Just then, Katie arrives with a cake for him, overjoyed, and he declares it the best birthday of his life. Pappu then drops Kheti off at her house. Before leaving, Katie tells him, "Your father said you'll ride me like a mare tonight." They both enter the room, kissing each other. But as Pappu lifts Katie's legs to play with her pinky, one of her legs ends up in his hand. Pappu asks, "What's this, you crowd?" Katie replies, "I wanted to tell you about this, but I was afraid you'd let me go." She cries and locks herself in the bathroom. Pappu says, "My love, I love you so much. I don't care if you're lame, I just want to be with you for the rest of my life." Kheti is overjoyed to hear this. Afterward, they both work hard there. The next day, while Katie is at work, Pappu sneaks up on her friends and tells them, "I love Katie so much, I've quit my job. I want to marry her." A girl then says, "You were only paid to play with her pinky, and she's not a normal woman anyway." Hearing this, Pappu angrily tells them, "It's better to have no friends at all than to have friends like you," and "I'll never let Katie go because of your money." After that, he leaves. He then meets the black broker and says, "Enough is enough, I'm quitting this job." The black broker asks, "Then Babu, what about his stuff?

Pappu says, "I'll pay him back by working." He then goes to meet Katie, but she's furious with him because her friends told her that Pappu is a gigilo. He tells Katie, "I've quit that job." Katie replies, "You were paid to take me, what worse could happen to me?" With that, she locks herself in her room and chases Pappu away. We then see Pappu quit his business and return to cleaning sewers, occasionally cleaning people's gutters. But even after all this, he's still running low on cash. He tells the aquriam manufacturer to take the money in installments, but the man refuses. Just then, he receives a call from Babu, who tells him, "I'm coming back the day after tomorrow.

If I find anything wrong, I'll give you a big bamboo on your back." Pappu panics and hangs up, but then his phone rings again. The woman on the other end says, "I want you to fuck my Pinky, and I'll pay you $5,000." Hearing that amount, Pappu immediately agrees, telling her to get Pinky ready. "I'll be there with the horsepower." That night, Pappu arrives at the woman's house, the same hottie Babu was groping at the beginning of the story. Seeing Pappu, the woman approaches him and, without wasting any time, pulls out his cane and starts sucking it. But Pappu refuses, asking, "What kind of hottie are you, that everyone would crave you?"

But I love someone else, and I can't cheat on her. The woman says that's fine, but I'll make sure I repay the money I spent on you. She then asks Pappu to dance in front of her, and Pappu does the same. As Pappu is leaving after finishing his work, he finds the woman's purse lying there, containing a photo of her and Popatlal. Seeing this, he realizes that Popatlal is her husband and that he can't satisfy her, so she keeps flirting. When he comes out of the hotel with her, Katie sees them, slaps Pappu on the face, and walks away. Pappu tries to stop her, but she doesn't listen. Then the next morning, Inspector Popatlal comes to Pappu and tells him, "You fucked my wife, Babu is going to jail anyway. Now you'll be going to jail with him, too." Pappu says, "Now I understand why you were after Babu, because he's been fucking your wife for years." Popatlal cries, "That bitch likes an eight-inch dick, but mine is only two inches, so she keeps looking around." Pappu says, "That's not the case. Your wife has nothing to do with a nine-inch dick. You just need to find out what your wife wants from you." After which, he starts teaching her the same dance that used to turn his wife on. After which, we see everything settle down between Popatlal and his wife. But because Pappu's name was linked to Babu, a case was filed against him. The next day, the court hearing begins. Pappu is accused of paying various women to work for him. However, before the judge can deliver his verdict, all the girls with whom Pappu used to spend a lot of time arrive and state in their testimony that Pappu never made us work for him, but instead made us feel like we were normal, like other women, even though society had given us rights long ago.

After hearing the women's statements, the judge considers Pappu to be a social worker and acquits him. Kheti, who used to work in a hospital, sees Pappu appear as a patient and apologizes to her for his mistakes. He says, "My love, I made a big mistake." I should have told you the truth earlier, but I was worried you'd leave me. But believe me, my love, I love you so much. Hearing this, Katie gets emotional and grabs him right there and starts kissing him. The next day, Babu returns, and before he even gets home, Pappu restores his house to its original state. All that's left is to put his favorite fish in the tank, but then a blinding light makes the fish shake out of it. It cost $1,000. Pappu is devastated by this.

He rushes to the fish shop, buys the fish, and puts it in the tank before Babu can reach his house. Just then, Babu arrives, and everyone hides. He says, "You take such good care of the house."

Pappu says he should leave now, but Babu asks, "What's this? You were having a party here." Pappu replies, "Yes, to celebrate your arrival." He starts drinking the fish shake and says, "It's really strong." He then looks at his favorite fish, which he thought looked fine, but then the tank suddenly breaks. Pappu says, "I was just a glow for a few days, but I won't touch your customer, and I'll get this aquarium fixed." Hearing this, Babu becomes enraged and attacks him with an anti-tank weapon, but Pappu somehow manages to dodge it. He then attacks him with an arrow, but the fat appears and takes the arrow. Everyone thinks he'll fall, but the fat Tuntun doesn't seem to mind. Meanwhile, Popatlal arrives, and Babu tells him, "I finally found you." He then arrests him. Just then, Roshni and the black broker emerge from the junkyard, having been working there for quite some time. After their work, Roshni suddenly begins to see. Pappu, Candy, and Katy Perry were now together, very happy. And with that, friends, this story ends. Thank you.