If you really like a girl on Facebook, but you can't start talking to her at all, here's what you can do:
1. If there's a picture of the girl with her mother, go there and write: "Omg! Your mother looks younger than you." A girl who is too old is more dangerous than Kim Jong Un. Wait for the bomb to fall on Messenger. If you can't handle the next one, you don't have to fall in love.
2. When the girl uploads a new picture, immediately give her a "haha" reaction. When the girl mentions you or messages you and asks why you gave her "haha", quietly remove the "haha" and write "love" on Messenger (don't forget to put it in the comment box) - "Actually, I accidentally said "haha". Sorry. Are you okay?"
3. Even if the girl shares a meme of extreme laughter, give it a "like". If you see 100 out of 100 haha reactions, still give it a "like". Keep doing this until the girl gets annoyed and asks - "Don't you laugh? Or are you just being sarcastic?" Then say - "Haha, I would get lost in the crowd, and I love to stay away from the crowd. So."
4. Whenever her female best friend makes a good comment on the girl's picture/song/dance/writing, give her a love reaction and go to the reply to that comment and write "That's what I wanted to say too". Continue this. Then wait - "When you want to say so much, why don't you say it yourself, brother?" The national comment or message comes. Then you have to tell her what to do?!
5. This is the most important point. Like Callan, don't give a love reaction to all the girls' DPs in a row. There is a high chance of being screenshotted (insulted by a screenshot). Instead, go through mobile uploads and give a love reaction to the girl's picture of standing next to a flower tree on the roof in 2014 or with her face full of powder in 2011. And a "Wow!" Please comment. This will make that picture appear again. The girl's friends will give "haha". As a result, there is a possibility of getting a national message on your messenger - "Why did you do this?". And if it doesn't come. Message yourself. Say - "How innocent the picture is. I don't understand why your friends are giving 'haha' to it."
Note - If, after doing all this, you suddenly don't see the girl in your friends list, don't be sad. You weren't able to talk anyway. And Guru Sharukshan has said - "Whoever wins a poem, doesn't lose a penny." etc.
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